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20 December 2012

Peru - December 2012

18/12/2012

Today was my last in Bolivia and it could not have come any quicker. I felt rather rough after last nights shitty ‘sleep’. Worse, the rain had intensified and there was no electricity. Bags packed and Chancho loaded, I made my way down the paths and steps for breakfast. Wasn’t really hungry, but forced myself to have some slices of bread and even some banana slices! Just before leaving, I glanced out over Lake Titicaca to see a huge front moving in. I sat tight for a while and waited for the monsoon to arrive and dissipate - turned into an hour long wait. 

The rain having sated itself, I set off for the 8km cycle to the Bolivian/Peruvian border. A few more spots of rain and some hills to climb. To be fair, these hills were only minor climbs of a 100m or so. They felt like mountains though, the complete lack of oxygen up here turns every form of exertion into a painful experience. Arriving at the border, the formalities were processed quickly enough on the Bolivian side - I was now in no mans land for a few hundred metres. I wondered what would have happened if I had taken both my passports and set fire to them in the middle. I figured I would finally become a ‘free’ citizen of the world and not the property of any particular state. While this notion fascinated me, I also acknowledge how most of the world are ‘tick box nations’ as my former boss used to refer to the UK. There would be lots of head scratching with little actual thought input. Can’t tick that box, then what to do? I decided not to burn any paper and continue onwards as a citizen of two countries, mutually unknown to one another.

The Peruvian side was just as simple - I was the only person passing in the ‘other’ direction. I had read in Lonely Planet, that it was possible to get a 6 month Visa - something that would save me an expensive flight out of Lima in order to renew the standard 3 month. So, when it came to stamping in, I asked and received 183 days. What a bonus, one of the biggest headaches and expenses taken care of simply by asking.

Very happy with my efforts, I got back on the bike and started my trundle to Juli some 50km’s away. It also dawned on me that I had an extra hour to play with as I had now moved back another hour. The cycle proceeded with much huffing and puffing, but the views of Lake Titicaca were rather spectacular. It was difficult to comprehend my position, for everything looked and smelt like a seashore rather than a lake almost 4km above sea level. I started to flag at the 40km mark, the powers that be delivering me a multi-pass 8km climb to finish with! There was to be lots of pushing and pausing for breath.

The last kilometre was a merciful downhill into the small town of Juli, surprisingly not on the lake shore. Fart around for an hour trying to find the hotel I had sent an enquiry to. Finding what I was looking for, it came as some surprise that I was expected. Outside of Argentina, email response or acknowledgment is considered a job for the fairies. Checked in, but all advertised features like hot water, WiFi and the restaurant were out of commission - the low season apparently. Eventually got taken upstairs to the only hot shower in the building. Still, this was better than most of the places I had stayed at in Bolivia - the owner was very friendly and despite the lack of advertised amenities did his best to help me out. 

Tried to get into an internet cafe for an update. Despite having at least 5 such cafes with 20odd computers crammed in, this turned out to be impossible. Every single computer was taken by school age kids. Again, what a marked difference to what I have seen everywhere else. Even Argentina did not have this type of technological attendance by the youth. Perhaps they are only playing on social networking sites, but at least there is a generation coming through that will be technologically adept. Good for Peru!

Dinner was taken in a small restaurant where I was having a decent soup, until I saw the chickens feet. More chicken for mains, but it was roasted not bloody deep fried for a change. Still have to get used to the new currency. I handed over 20sols to much amusement - getting 10sols plus more change back. The Boliviano traded at around 6.80 to the US1, the Nuevo Sol trades at around 2.50 to the US1. So I can start looking at prices as if I was shopping in the UK. 

Got to bed, then realised I was an hour early as I had not changed my Mac’s time zone. Not that it mattered, I was quite bushed and had a long cycle to look forward to tomorrow. 

19/12/2012

Up at 07:00 to get on the road early, but the now ever predictable early morning storm and rain put paid to my plans. Eventually got going just after 08:00, knocking out my first sector way too quickly.  With all the intent of slowing down, I still finished way ahead of schedule. A slower second stint got me to Ilave where I stopped for breakfast. Breakfast in Bolivia normally consisted of a stale bun and coffee, but here it was a huge plate of chicken and vegetable stew, bun and a bowl of soup. I declined the soup, but stuffed myself with the lovely stew.

I pushed two longer stints after Ilave, passing two young women cyclists going the other way. Friendly buggers - the first fellow touring cyclists that have not stopped for a chat. I suppose I am smack bang in the middle of the cycle touring route, so it doesn’t pay to stop and chat. Rhythm is very important at this altitude too, I find it a massive struggle for the first few km’s after stopping. Either way, I still found it interesting that two young women were out cycling - perhaps this part of the world really is safe enough to do so. One thing I couldn’t get around was their lack of clothing - just a t-shirt and cycling shorts, while I was loaded with full Skins, cycling shorts, long trousers, extra shirt, jacket, beanie, neck scarf and woolly socks! Then again, I am just a ‘little person’ as one of my friends used to call me. Despite two months of shite deep fried food and carbs that I had in Bolivia, I seemed to have lost more weight rather than gained. Though I still can’t shake the tiny amount of fat clinging to my stomach - there is a multi-pack in there if I hold my breath, just can’t get it quite right yet.

The Puno region is not particularly fascinating or interesting - just a flat intersection between Andean ridges, so small distractions keep one’s mind occupied for a while. My cycling improved somewhat, especially when I saw the darkening clouds sitting over Puno across the bay. While I could see Puno, I knew it was still 10km’s away. I pedalled much quicker, arriving in town with enough time to fart about trying to find yet another non-existent location. My hostel turns out to be located behind a rusty door in some small nook of road that only a Latino driver could get any form of motorised transport through. Inside things don’t necessarily improve much, but I have good WiFi for a change and hot water. Within minutes of arriving, yet another mother of all thunderstorms erupts. Cue a massive downpour and plenty of electric discharge over the hills surrounding the town. Unlike Bolivia, the electricity and WiFi continues to work - the town is not thrown into pitch darkness. 

By all accounts I am rather more enamoured with Peru that I was with Bolivia. One particularly notable feature is the marked friendliness of the indigenous people. If you read my blog regularly - then you’ll know what I am talking about with respect to the large majority of Bolivians. However, not everything is rosy here - Peruvian drivers are equally rubbish and more irritating. Almost every driver that passes in either direction sits on their hooter. They may think they are doing me a favour, but my ears suggest otherwise. Have considered carrying rocks for particularly irritating sods. However, having cycled in Brazil and Bolivia I am used to dodgy drivers - I can deal with them. 

What has gotten right up my skirt is the locals incessant shouting of ‘Gringo’ at me. This happened once or twice in Bolivia, but I didn’t take much notice of it. Here, almost from the moment I crossed the border I have been called ‘Gringo’ by the old people, kids - the lot of them. I have held my tongue so far, for there does not seem to be any pejorative inclination - in fact most of the kids and even most of the adults have had half a smile and raised a hand in greeting while saying so (the kids go positively loopy). While this feeling has held my tongue for now, it won’t last for long. I just wish I had the capacity to sit and chat to a few of the kids and explain why this might be considered insulting. I don’t want to shout insults back, for that would not help them understand anything and only make them grow up hostile - but it has been tempting.

Something else that has fascinated me is the marked difference in sexual equality here. In most of the countries I have travelled to, the men outrank women completely. I cannot remember speaking to a female local in Bolivia for example, and I only saw one women driver there. In Argentina and Uruguay some form of equality was noted in the larger cities, but the more rural one went, the more domineering the men became. Anyhow - here I was cycling past a small village and a small group of school age girls suddenly burst into typical girl giggles shouting ‘Hello, how are you?’. This didn’t happen once, it is now something quite typical even over my short time here. Young males on the other hand say nothing at all. Seems as though the tables have turned completely, at least amongst the youth in Peru - and what a good thing that is!Went out for dinner, but for some inexplicable reason was short of cash! Had to take a walk to the local ATM and draw money to pay the bill. Strange, haven’t done something like that in years. Caught up on the blog writing and got to bed early. Day off tomorrow before some long stints all the way to Cuzco. 


20/12/2012

Wake up at 08:00 - remarkable given my tendency to rise early - never mind the early morning arrivals, lights and noise in the dorm. Must have needed a good sleep - and for the first time I did sleep properly. Perhaps I am getting used to the massive elevation. 

The tasks for the day were limited. Complete my blog, upload some photos and then attempt to get yet another Sim card later on. Knock off a few mugs of coffee while sorting my blog out before taking a leisurely stroll into town to see what I might arrange for my phone. I try a few shops, but they are mostly shut for lunch. So I take lunch too - a simple lasagne.

After 15:00, I am back at the Claro store for a Sim. I get nowhere initially, they try to sell me USB modem - but I point to a lack of slots on my iPhone. They reckon that what I want is impossible - and this is the official distributor for Claro in Puno! I wander around town, thinking I might try Movistar instead. Just then, I find yet another ‘official distributor’ for Claro - but this actually looks the business. I explain what I am after and the chap has no hesitation in collecting a Sim and explaining the legalities. As with most of Latin America, you cannot simply buy a Sim, it must be registered and all that malarky. As a foreigner, I do not have a DNI number (must be a form of ID). No bother he says, he’ll register it in his name - which is very kind of him, saves me trying to track down a friendly local to use their details. We go through registration and all is good - now I only need to get the Sim into the phone and Bob should be my Uncle. I have yet to find a micro-Sim anywhere on my travels, so it has become quite customary to cut the full size Sim down. I even come prepared with a paperclip to get the Sim out and my own sharp scissors to cut the Sim. 

Sim cut and in she goes. My phone will not recognise it though. Try shaving this way and that, but nothing works. Eventually we give up, but I still have to pay the S15 for the card. I suppose I cut the card, so there are no complaints. I get back to the hostel and retrieve the other 4 Sims I have. I check them over to find that some of the metallic strips are large and others are small. The card I have is of the smaller variety, comparable only with my UK chip. Upon close inspection, I see that the metallic strips are not aligned. This now calls for some card building as opposed to cutting. Out with some old cards and the super glue. Thins strips get stuck the relevant ends and after some delicate shaving, I have a card that replicates my UK Sim perfectly. Only it is not read either. So after 2 hours of frustration I give up, chop the Sim in half and lob it into the bin. I’ll have to try again in Cuzco. In the interim, I decide to try my Argentine Sim which is also part of the Claro network. At least I know that my phone is still working for it registers without complaint. 

Dinner back at the same restaurant as last night before hitting the sack for another decent sleep. I plan on leaving a little earlier tomorrow - that is if the habitual rain does not wreck my plans.

21/12/2012

After a relatively frustrating rest day, it was time to get a move on towards Cuzco. Today was another 80km day, the first 45 to the large town of Juliaca before heading off the main motorway to Lampa. 

I was packed and ready to go by 07:00, oddly there was no morning shower. The first business of the day was to climb out of Puno. This started with a steep push out of the town itself to the motorway. Once up, I could just about peddle the rest of the climb. I didn’t stop too much, and even though I was cycling up hills - I felt much better than previous days. Perhaps it had taken a few days of hard cycling to acclimatise to this altitude. 

>Short aside. I have just about had it with Yankee audacity. I speak and write in proper English rather well - it is not often that a spell checker flags my written word. However, whenever I use the words ‘grey’, ‘colour’, double L (pedalling, travelling etc) or any word ending in ‘ise’, I get red bloody lines everywhere. Then I remember that I need to switch my default spellchecker from American English to English (for some reason you cannot change the default on a Mac?). This would be fine, but the audacious buggers have me selecting ‘British English’. No, it is not ‘British English’, British English is de facto English - not that they’d understand such terminology. Instead of listing their deviation as American English - how could it be anything else? It was not as if the British took to borrowing the American’s language after they had conquered the New World now was it? In order to cover for this crap, they list multiple other forms of English, including Canadian and Australian. Last time I checked, the Canadians, Australians, Indians - in fact every other nation in the world that speaks the language, speaks what the Yanks would call British English. You lot speak you own lazy, phonetic version of the language all you want, but label it correctly. In fact, since you are such a lazy, phonetically orientated nation, why do you not call it Inglish and be done with it - then you can drop consonants, change letters and use ‘z’ instead of ‘s’ all you wish?> 


Cresting the pass involved a long and very cold 5km descent back to lake altitude. The sun was out which meant I could finally remove some of my baggy clothes. I started to cycle with some gusto, clocking around 25km/h without loss of breath. It would seem that not only have I acclimatised, but my breathing has synced with my pedalling. I reached Juliaca, a horrible, pussy, pimple of a town in an otherwise scenic part of the Puno. Managed to get caught in heavy traffic which involved much hooting and shouting. Barged a few bicycle taxis out of the way and jumped a few red lights to get out of the mess. At the perimeter of town I stopped for breakfast. A huge bowl of soup filled with various vegetables and a decent portion of beef. I am a much happier camper in relation to food options here now. It beggars belief how bad the Bolivian diet is when one considers that this section of Peru is exactly the same as the altiplano there. I don’t think most Bolivians would know what a vegetable (barring the ubiquitous potato) was if it hit them in the face. 

Takes a while to get all this down, but feel very refreshed for having done so. Fluid intake is tricky to get right at this altitude and weather - I sweat very little/noticeably and rarely feel thirsty. These hot soups are just the tonic to keep me hydrated as well as fed. So far, the food has been perfectly identifiable, I am looking forward to a Peruvian speciality called ‘cuy’, better known to everyone else as Guinea Pig. I know I am hammering the point home here, but if 4/5 of your meals was deep fried chicken, deep fried plantain, deep fried potatoes and a kilo of rice - you would too. I have received a huge psychological boost from knowing that I am eating nutritious food again - I might even put on some weight as unlikely as that seems. Not only is it nutritious, but the Peruvians rather like their spice and chilli too - which very much suits the gastronomic heritage of someone who grew up on proper Indian food in Durban. I found myself bobbling my head and whispering ‘jollygood’ to myself this evening while plying into what looked and tasted like a spicy peanut chicken curry. 

>Those worried about my allergy to peanuts can rest assured that my allergy was only to that GM/insecticide laced rubbish they serve in Britain/Europe. I was never allergic to peanuts until the day I arrived in England, and have not been allergic to them since I left. <

I think it is fair that I point out at this stage that I do not mean to be disparaging of Bolivia. I am only using Bolivia as a yardstick to describe Peru, for it seems most similar. There would be little point in comparing either country to say Argentina or Uruguay. The Bolivia that I have experienced over the last two months will not be the same place that anyone visits in a few years time. Development is moving ahead with much speed, but as they say, Rome was not built in a day - and nor can Bolivia wave  wand and create countrywide infrastructure. Bolivia has for most of it’s history been ruled by a small plutocratic elite, plundering the countries resources for their own gain. So for most Bolivians and the country in general, they only emerged from the stone age fairly recently when for a change they managed to elect a leader who intended for everyone to benefit from what natural resources they have. Thankfully the USA has been rather too busy warmongering in the middle east to bother toppling a democratically elected ‘left wing‘ leader in what they generally refer to as ‘the back yard’. Luckily, the majority of Latin America has started to stick two fingers up to the USA as of late. If only they had had enough gumption to follow the lead set by Cuba over 50 years ago, they may well be many decades ahead of where they are now. 

After a superb lunch, I felt ready to tackle what I expected to be 35km’s of dirt road. However, the asphalt continued kilometre after kilometre. Actually it went all the way to the small town of Lampa. What a difference this is - Bolivia cannot connect it’s major cities with asphalted roads yet, whereas in Peru they connect tiny villages and towns. Despite some more hills and a little head wind, I still made excellent time arriving just after 13:00.

I had been dithering about staying an extra night here to bird the surrounding hills and forests, but I now had the whole afternoon to get going. Wasting no time, I found a small ‘hospedaje’ (essentially just a bed and 4 walls) for S20 (about US$6.00). Unloaded my gear, dressed and off to the hills. Unfortunately the directions I had were rather duff, and I walked around rather lost for an hour or two. I gave up on trying to find the locality and simply birded the habitat as best I could. A stiff wind meant that bird activity was low, and I was too far from the forests to walk there. Never the less, there was little of interest to me in the forests and I knew I was going to go through some tomorrow on my cycle out.

Of the few birds I did see, an Ornate Tinamou stole the show. The Tinamou family (think of a toned chicken) are generally very difficult to see. Despite their large size, they are hideously difficult to see even when calling only a few feet from you. This individual decided to move while I was stationary, I even managed to get off a few shots, although none without some bit of grass in the way. Dark clouds and stronger wind started to move in, so I gave up on my target species for the day. [I consulted the guides to see where else I might find this bird in Peru, only to find that the bird occurred nowhere near (1000km’s give or take) to my current location in the first place - the editor of that duff information will be getting an email from me]

It was still fairly early, but I thought it best not to take chances with meal times. I left Argentina where dinner is typically eaten after 21:00, to getting hurt in Bolivia where the kitchens were normally shut before then. So I figured I would get dinner done even at the early hour of 18:00 until I had worked the timings out. Tucked into the rather tasty, aforementioned peanut chicken style curry. Of course I made it slightly less tolerable by emptying the ‘spice accompaniment’ in too. It looked as it it was just red onions and vinegar, but it must have contained some hitherto invisible chilli sauce or battery acid. Perhaps the waiter saw my pain, but he deliver me a steaming hot mug of tea - a flavour I had yet to sample and cannot quite describe. It did the trick with respect to the burning tongue though. 

Back to the bedsit for some list updating and the start of another blog section. At least that was the plan, for things took a nose dive shortly after I had finished with my lists. I had updated and converted a number of documents into PDF, files I copy across onto my iPhone’s Kindle via iTunes. I do this almost every day, but on plugging my iPhone into the Mac - I noticed a distinct lack of buzz. iPhone users will know what I mean, for everyone else, the phone gives of a vibration/buzz whenever it starts to charge. This was odd, just to makes matter worse my Mac became intolerant to any form of action. I have never had a Mac freeze or get a blue screen - the thing you get a few times a day on a Window’s Machine. Unlike a Windows machine, a freeze on a Mac is such an unlikely event that they did not program the Ctrl/Alt/Del keys to get you out of your misery. I normally reserve hard shutdowns for Window’s machines, for I hate them thus. Now I had to do the unthinkable and perform a hard shutdown on what has become a part of my own being. This heartache went on and on, to the point where I was not even able to access my home screen. I tried repairing the drive - no luck there apparently my drive was so buggered it was beyond any form of repair. The only option available was to format the drive and reload your backed up data. Hmm, my backup was 5 days old, how much stuff was I going to lose? Not that anything could be done about it, so the drive got formatted and my 5 day old data was reloaded. It was getting on for 22:00 now, and the reload would take a good three hours. I figured it best to get to sleep, setting my alarm clock for 01:00 in order to check on the progress and switch things off once complete.

Woke at 00:45, switched my Mac off, reset the alarm for 05:00 and went back to sleep. All sorts of thoughts running through my head about what my course of action would be if Mr Mac refused to work. I had gone so far as to think about how much data I could store before reaching Lima and flying to the US to get another Mac. It wouldn’t work, I would have to fly immediately from Cuzco to Lima and onwards to the US to get a new machine - more than 5 days would be impossible. Sleep eventually came, but it was a struggle. 

22/12/2012

Woke just before 05:00 and started to pack the remainder of my gear away. My poor Mac went into the bag, it’s future still uncertain. I would have to forget about it until I was able to take a closer look at how the reload worked. Out of town and off towards the next town of Pucara, some 45km’s away. I knew from sitting atop a mountain yesterday that the rest of the road from Lampa to the motorway was dirt, better still there was a long and steep climb to conquer first. 

Dirt road it may have been, but it was a cracking piece of engineering - this dirt road might as well have been asphalt. The first 6km’s progressed easily enough, but then the stiff climbing started and I spent as much time off my bike pushing as I did on it suffering. Not that I was overly concerned about having to push - I wanted to bird this entire section, so I had my bins hanging from my neck while I pushed. Birds were very disappointing. Even my forays off the road and higher up the mountains into the forests provided little. 

Onwards and upwards I went until I was just about to crest the pass. I decided this was as good a spot as any to have a quick snack and a sit on my rear. While chomping away, I caught site of some birdy activity and in short order picked up some real gems - Thick-billed Siskin, the endemic Rusty-fronted Canastero, the near endemic Dark-winged Canastero and a cracking Sapphire-vented Puffleg. That would do very nicely - although a few of the other hummingbirds would really have made my day! As I started the descent, some very cold wind and rain began to batter me. I was about to make a 180deg turn, which meant I would have the chance to outrun the impending deluge. I made no bones about it, flying down the steep dirt road at over 40km/h. It briefly crossed my mind that my helmet was not attached to my head, rather the back of my dry bag. Oh well, it had been there for the last three days of cycling in any case, shortly to be ditched completely I would think. Just don’t fall off, simple. I beat the rains down the hill, where they seemed to stay. Now it was some flat riding again through typical cattle and llama farms. There are next to no fences here, the animals either walk freely or are tethered to a spike in the ground. 

One of the advantages of cycling on motorways is the lack of dog attacks. Any dog still alive neat a motorway has learnt in any number of hard ways that chasing moving vehicles is detrimental to ones health. It is rather depressing in some ways to see the number of dogs that I do, hopping about on three legs, with disfigured heads, squashed tails etc - injuries testament to overzealous chasing of vehicles. On the other hand, even the ones dozing next to the road don’t tend to even look at me, let alone chase or bark. Out on rural roads where I ride free of vehicles, I am almost constantly under attack from the hound population. In Bolivia this did not present a massive problem as most of the dogs were of small stature and either emaciated or infected with some disease. It was not difficult to either outrun them or scare them off, even if feigning to throw a rock. 

In Peru, the dogs don’t seem to be 100% part of every mongrel breed available. These dogs are clearly working dogs and are looked after. They mostly resemble a known dog species, all of the larger variety. Now, it is also no secret that I very much like larger, intelligent dog species such as German Shepherds, Huskies, Border Collies, Rottweilers & Dobermans. I positively hate small dog breeds as well as those larger dogs with the brain of peanut such as labradors. In other words, I have a streak of unbridled cruelty for a large number of the dogs that have attempt to attack me in any case. I tend not to bother with dogs that run behind my rear wheel barking, it is only when they attempt to get cute and run alongside me that I lash out. Barking dogs running next to me are close enough to either bite my legs or cause me to crash - so if they get within range they receive a thump to the head from my SPD’s. That is easy enough with the small shit, but trying to kick a full grown Malamute would necessitate something akin to a fly kick from the saddle. Chances are good that I would come off second best. Not that I am all that keen on even attempting to kick or hit such dogs. However, they also have a penchant for attacking in groups. My general MO is to get off the bike, pick up stones and start pelting the oncoming pack. This has always worked well, but today this method not only failed, but reduced me to laughter too. First one stone, the dogs ran, but came immediately back with much more barking. Then another stone, same thing. Bright buggers had taken a form of punishment and turned it into a game. They were not running away from the stones, they were running after them and then with tails wagging, came running and barking for more. We played this game for about 5 minutes until they were worn out and I could cycle on without further harassment. In case any one thinks I should simply cycle faster - I have tried that, even going downhill at 35km/h is not nearly enough. An old Husky had little problem in running with me for a good kilometre. 

I was given some good ideas by Bryan, the chap I met in Cochabamba, Bolivia. When I get to Cuzco and have some time, I am going to modify a typical squeezy tomato sauce bottle to spray a chilli/vinegar mix. This should cause no long term damage to the dog, nor will I have to continuously stop to pick up stones or cause myself to unbalance when trying to kick one of the buggers. 



With the dirt road ending and the main motorway starting again, I could bid farewell to the dogs and start the remainder of my cycle to Pucara and then another 35km’s further to Ayaviri. I never got that far though, a severe headwind had me struggling just to make Pucara. I cannot remember being absolutely wrecked by 11:15 in the morning. Worse was the feeling that from my waist upwards I was fine - had ample time in the day to do another 60km’s had I wished. However, below the waist was having none of it. I decided it was probably a good idea to have lunch now and see how I felt afterwards. Another delicious soup followed by some grilled chicken and rice. Nope, we were going no further. Pucara it was going to be, and this also meant that the next 3 days were going to have to change too. Not only was I buggered after 45km’s of cycling, I also knew I had two massive back to back days ahead of me (110km+). This was not going to happen. I now also needed to spend some more time birding Lago Huacarpay as I had not seen all the hummingbirds I had expected today. Crumbs, some time of year to be farting about with changes of itinerary. The new plan materialised fairly rapidly - it would be onto a bus/minibus taxi tomorrow (a Sunday, just days before the major silly season celebration) as far as Urcos. I would hopefully be able to find accommodation for the night, before trundling the 15km’s down to the lake. My plan was then to spend a night in the tent - for I had to wish to wake in anyones ‘hospedaje’ on such a shitty day. I might freeze my balls off, but they hadn’t been used in 6 months anyway - just deadweight that I could do without.
I figured I would take a shower now before tackling the white elephant in my head - my Mac. Got all suited and booted for a shower - only to find that there was no water pressure and what water did drip out may as well have melted straight off a glacier. Sod that, or at least words to that affect. Perhaps later when the municipal water was turned on might there be better pressure. I hand’t built up much of sweat in any case, besides, I long since lost the capability to smell myself after one day. I’d need a good 3-4 days of sweaty riding to notice that clothes and myself needed a wash. So it was back upstairs to see what had become of my Mac.

Switched on fine, loaded quickly and everything was where it should have been. My first plan was to get all the lists back up to date and then back up the Mac again before attempting anything with my external devices. I had list a fair amount of information, but luckily I tend to keep duplicates of just about everything. All my lists were back up to speed, an internet connection would provide me with a few GPS co-ordinates that I had lost, but otherwise I was doing fine. All in all, the only permanent losses were some photos. Fortunately, I had posted most of those on my blog (although low pixel quality) and many of them on Flickr (normal quality). Need to re-enter all my email and iTunes settings for some reason, but this I can only do when I have internet capacity. My total losses where small in that case, other than some time - I was happy to have my Mac back up to speed. Will now back things up on a daily basis though. 

The freezing rain and wind arrived not long after I decided to stay put, so in some respects my legs did me a large favour. It pelted down for the rest of the day, and even as I write at 19:00 - the hail/sleet (it’s been variable) continues to hammer away. Think it is now time for dinner, could do with a walk about too.

Another excellent soup (nor was it recycled from lunch either - fresh and different), followed by some steak, rice and potato. Fully stuffed with carbs, I make skip the main courses for lunch and dinner tomorrow. Remainder of the evening will be spent sorting out my gear for a bus ride tomorrow hopefully. 

23/12/2012

Set my alarm for 07:00, but woke just after 05:00 to bright sunlight. There was no way I could sleep through such a beautiful morning, so loaded my gear and walked down the road to the informal taxi rank. Actually, it was not so much a taxi rank as the only road through the town where taxis and busses stopped if they chad capacity. Most of the stationary vehicles were heading back to Juliaca, I wanted to go in the other direction. This proved to be quite a tricky gambit as the vehicles passing here were coming from Juliaca and going to Cuzco. These shared taxis don’t depart until they are full, so the only chance one had of getting on was if someone else was or had gotten off. Given the paucity of town along the way, there were few spaces and even less chance of getting my gear onto the already full roof racks. I farted about waiting more in hope than anything else for a few hours before cutting my losses and loading Chancho up. I figured it would be better to get to Ayaviri, a much larger town where I stood a chance of finding an official taxi/bus terminal. 

I wasn’t dressed to ride, but it was only 35km’s. I decided against changing, my rear end should be able to take the strain of non-padded pants for such a distance. I lengthened my sectors a little to 17km a pop, meaning just the one stop en route. My left knee has had a twinge for the last few days now, but nothing that has caused me any problems while cycling. I have tended to ignore it and get on with the job, only inclines have reminded me of it’s presence. Ignoring the knee twinge has led to another more serious problem, my left outer hamstring is getting a little tenuous. Again, it is not felt while cycling - the tendon is warm and responsive. Once stopped, the tendon cools down and walking becomes painful. Catching the bus/taxi is now a requirement rather than a little bit of laziness. 

I arrive in Ayaviri just after 10:00, but spend a good 30minutes getting directions and finding the bus terminal. It is not in the middle of town where it should be, but given taxi driver propensity for hooting - it is likely that the residents hoofed it into some remote corner in order to get some peace and quite. Got into the bus station a little after 11:00 and bought myself a ticket ostensibly to Urcos, but could continue on to Cuzco if I wished. My plan now is to depart at either Urcos or Andahuaylilas, the latter would be better as it is closer to Lago Huacarpay - I’ll ask some locals to see which has the better accommodation. I had originally hoped to be there a little earlier, I could then have ridden down to the lake and checked out the town of Huacarpay too. I am only scheduled to depart at 13:30, so my chances of reaching town early enough are rather remote. The road ahead is rather steep and windy, not something I would like to do on a bus - but little choice now. 

Bus ride takes just over 3 hours to complete the 200km’s to Urcos. I look on with disappointment at not having cycled this section - it is the first time that I have stepped on a bus through the high Andes. All the cycling I had done in Peru so far took place on the wide Puno. Now the altiplano section narrowed significantly and we dropped through steep valleys surrounded by huge snow capped peaks. As we crested the pass (4300masl), the peaks either side looked to exceed 5500masl. I will check in a few days time as tho their exact height, but there were huge, with thick snow drifts for good measure. Just before reaching Urcos, I saw a sign saying Puerto Maldonado. Puerto Maldonado is not accessible by road, it is a good 200km drive down the Manu Road before catching a boat for a number of hours. This is where I expect to have perhaps the best birding experience of my life to date. It is still some time away though. A few days in Cuzco recuperating before I take to the surrounding forests and valleys. Then I am going to hire a vehicle (bike/SUV) for 10-12 days and pound the Manu Road and the lodges along the river. 

Back to Urcos - accommodation wasn’t nearly as plentiful as Sicuani, but there were a few places to stay. The best looking place was right on the plaza, a rather noisy and smelly open market next to the main road. So I moved a little further up the road and had a look at another spot. To say that most of the offerings were dire is to understate the word. The stench of urine and mouldy walls. Water timings that I have yet to work out - so there went the shower again. Thankfully I hadn’t done much work in the saddle - but it is now a few days since I last saw a shower. Tomorrow is the limit, even if it means I have to take a dip in Lago Huacarpay. I am now about 800m lower than I have been for the last few weeks - I certainly do notice the difference when walking up stairs and small hills. I will find out how much of a difference it makes to my cycling tomorrow. Injury or not, I do need to cycle the rest. Although I could do Lago Huacarpay on the way to the Manu Road, I would rather not waste a precious day of the rental vehicle. My jumping on the bus, I have given myself en entire day at the lake, more than what is necessary to clear up I think. I will also have the following morning at my disposal should I dip on anything or have my day ruined by the weather. Another day like today would be much appreciated. 

Managed to find an internet cafe this evening, my first access in a few days now. I placed an order for some new kit from the US when I was still in Bolivia. First they put my order on hold because they didn’t like the registered address for my card (actually they never asked, hence when they tried to use my given Peru address, things didn’t work.) I found this out when I got to Puno, and emailed the women to clear thins up. While she was quick at responding to what she wanted, I never got a reply as to whether things were sorted. So  when I opened my account to find that my order was still ‘on hold’, I became rather livid and wrote a very sharp email back to this silly cow and as well as the general info email. I thought I had explained myself fairly clearly in my first exchange. If you think that ‘American Service’ is the same as you see on the tele, you are mistaken. This was the company who was supposed to have saved me a shed load of money and time, but clearly I should have taken the huge postal hit and order from Europe - at least my gear would already have landed. I have told these jokers to respond within 48 hours with a guaranteed delivery date or my order is getting cancelled.

Under a slight cloud I headed out for dinner. This evening consisted of a soup starter as usual - chicken feet again. Not sure I am ever going to get used to eating chicken legs, so I just drink the soup instead. Mains is a delicious (perhaps too salty!) roasted chicken, some french fries and heavenly spicy vegetable rice. Ends up costing an arm and a leg too, S13! Dinner sorted, I head back to the ‘hospedaje’ to sort out some final things. Then begins the task of clothes rationing, most are rather dirty already and I still have at least three more days in one set. The hostel is going to have some washing to do. I managed to come across a yellow plastic bag into which all my washing is going - a suitable colour given the bio-hazard contained within. 

24/12/2012

Left very early today - no need to stick around in this dirty and horrid room or town. It was only a 15km ride to Laguna Huacarpay, but my map did not show up the amount of climbing that would be done. Stopped along the way to bird a few marshy areas, add a couple of new species to the Peruvian list - Mitred Parakeet, Masked and Golden-billed Saltator, Plumbeous Rail and a Black-crowned Night Heron.

The hills become a little steeper, so I give up on the birding and concentrate on the hills instead. After one last pass, I have a long and steep downhill all the way to Laguna Huacarpay. After passing through the town, I head off to find the access road to the lake. Birding starts off with all the familiar Andean aquatic species - even manage a few sightings of the expected Many-coloured Rush Tyrant. Nothing particularly special, but I didn’t come here for lake and aquatic species - my targets were Hummingbirds. On cue, one of the more attractive species makes an appearance - Sparkling Violetear. This turns out to be a common species, violently defending it’s patch against all interlopers. A slow pedal around the lake adds a few other species, but the two I am really looking for (Bearded Mountaineer and Green-tailed Trainbearer) are proving rather troublesome. Every yellow tubular flower gets a cursory once over, every hummingbird calls gets investigated. 

A small rocky copse is alive with Hummingbirds, but they are all Giant. I take some grand images before moving a little further along. I stop at a local restaurant where the Mountaineer appears to be seen regularly. I am not in luck - the restaurant is not serving and there are precious few flowers. I am about to head off when I get the Trainbearer - but only an in flight whizz past me. I decide to take another trip around the lake for good luck. Despite taking even more time to investigate each bush, a few trips along side roads - there appears to be no Bearded Mountaineers. It is now starting to get hot and birding activity in general has quietened down. I decide to pass on any more searching and head off towards Cuzco.

The wind is giving it some welly - into my face as usual. A large rain storm looms ahead, so I decide on taking lunch and hope that the rain will blow over in the interim. Lunch is an interesting affair - a huge pice of dry pork crackling with roasted maize kernels. I hadn’t realised that mains were yet to come - 4/5 large pieces of pork with an entire potato, more maize kernels (boiled this time) and some salad. I attack the protein and leave the rest, I still have lots of hill climbing to do. Although the wind is gusting and the road uphill, Cuzco is one of the better cities I have cycled into - a long and secure cycle route placed on a landscaped central reservation. At least I don’t have to worry about the cars while struggling up the hills. I stop a few times at conveniently placed and covered benches. The remaining cycle up to the hostel does not take too much longer. I check in a day early, tomorrow being silly season - hopefully not too big a deal around here. 

Get out for dinner, the town is heaving but not complete chaos. Very good pizza followed by a irritable stroll back to the hostel amongst thousands of people thronging the sidewalks. Take my chances in the road with the traffic instead. 


25/12/2012

Spent the day relaxing after some heavy cycling. Yesterdays decision to proceed to Cuzco rather than fart about any more was a good one. Not sure my knee and hamstring would have coped with another days cycling. Surprisingly, the hostel has quite a few people staying. Managed to avoid any direct contact with believers of such silliness - mostly rather drunk and delinquent Australians. Otherwise have interacted with a small number of people, fortunately of like mind. Most of the days has been spent waiting for the day to end so that I can get back to the business of sorting out the details of my impending trip down the Manu Road. Emailed a few lower Manu lodges requesting accommodation - bloody dear most of them - around US$150 per night minimum. Add to that the cost of getting across the river - ranges from US$50 per way to $550 depending on your departure point and target!

The sun shone for short while today, otherwise just overcast conditions. Tomorrow I will head into town and sort out the motorbike hire. Slightly anxious, don’t have a motorbike license, have only ever ridden one for 5 minutes some 12 years ago! I’ll make it up as I go along as I normally do, but need to get away from the dealer without stalling too many times!  

A quiet night in turns into a rather long and slightly drunken one. Spent the afternoon chatting with a women from Colombia (Sandra). With both of us on our aces, we had dinner and much against my will ended up dancing in the co-incidentally named Mama Africa. I know for a fact that the last person who saw me dance was my bar manager in Fulham in 2004! I certainly haven’t improved, and can be thankful that no video footage was taken. 

26/12/2012

Today was much the same as yesterday. Arranged the motorbike hire for 12 days. Much cheaper in person than it was online - NS100 (US$40) per day. Sign off some contract written in Spanish and part with a deposit. Now the fun starts - am committed and cannot bail out. Return to the hostel to re-arrange my gear - can only carry a much smaller amount of gear on the motorbike as it is not equipped with large racks. 

Sandra and I head into town for coffee and cake to while away a few more hours. Have a drink at the Cross Keys - Barry Walkers pub (he of Peruvian birding fame amongst other things). One last run through my gear before tomorrows departure to Ollantaytambo.

27/12/2012

Bike collection was scheduled for 08:00, so had a quick breakfast and stowed Chancho with my other gear in the large garage. Watched a quick 8min YouTube video on where the  important bits and pieces of a motorbike are located. Off I went to complete the details and depart with the bike. I have rented a Honda Tornado 250cc off-road bike, replete with studded rear tyre. After kitting up in jacket, helmet and gloves, the moment of truth arrives. The bike is damn heavy - must be at least a few hundred kilograms. I give the bike a studious going over, adjusting my mirrors and checking all the knobs and dials as if I knew exactly what I was doing. I know there is no reverse gear, so I push backwards with my feet - that barely touch the ground. Right, now to turn and head up to the gas station. Manage to get away with a little excessive revving and stall only once. This seems to meet with the owners approval and soon I am far enough away to concentrate more on staying upright that merely getting away. Get to the gas station and struggle to get the petrol cap off - key has to be in the ignition and the stand has to be deployed before the cap will respond. The petrol attendant calmly lets me sort this out without interruption. Full of gas, I now need to make my way back to the hostel. I drive back past the dealership, the owner still standing outside as I ride rather slowly past in 2nd. Damn town is a one way nightmare, takes half an hour to get back to the hostel. I load up and strap my gear down securely. My backpack weighs an absolute ton. Find a way of balancing it on my dry bag strapped to the rack. Say my goodbyes and head off down the motorway. Fortunately the traffic is light, so I get to fart about with the gears and brakes a little. Stop many times to check my directions are still good. Eventually I leave the town and start making my way up the mountain and out of Cusco. The road is rather windy, so my progress is not swift. The bendy road allows me to get into the groove of swaying the bike and learning how far I can tilt. Actually, the bike rides pretty much the same as Chancho so I have no problems in that department. 


By the time I descend the mountain into Urubamba, I am feeling much happier on the bike and can now change gears relatively smoothly. I keep my speed below the limit through the town, but finally am able to gear up and open the throttle on the flat road towards Ollantaytambo. Reach speeds of just under 100km/h before slowing down to a more stable speed of 70km/h. Within a few hours of riding, I have gone from novice to impatient - zipping past busses and trucks. Soon I have mastered the South American art of honking my horn at all traffic, pedestrians and at any other time that makes me feel happy. 

Ollantaytambo is reached just as the rain is starting to fall. Glad I did not do this on Chancho as this town has borrowed the Bolivian principle of badly cobbled roads leading into the town - they are even difficult to navigate on the moto. Sit down to an oven backed pizza before trawling the town for somewhere to stay. I will bed down here for two days while visiting the surrounding forests. Find a reasonable joint that had availability. Ollantaytambo is one of Peru’s tourist centrals - the major gateway to Machu Pichu. You know you are in a major tourist destination when the white faces outnumber the locals and there are bus loads of face mask wearing Japs. 

Having dropped my gear, I head up the winding road towards Quillabamba. Given that it is already the afternoon, I decide to go only as far as Penas, about 22km’s up the road. I bird here for just over two hours before heading back to Ollantaytambo with darkness approaching. The rain starts to pour down, hopefully it will empty itself by tomorrow morning. Dinner at the restaurant across the street. Tonight I decide to give Peruvian food a full going over - so it is Cuy el Horno (Guinea Pig) with a Pisco Sours. The Guinea Pig is nothing to write home about, Cane Rat is much tastier and has more meat with less bones. Pisco Sours is rather good though - but my experience of alcohol and altitude warn me off trying too many. 

Birds : Penas - White-tufted Sunbeam, Creamy-crested Spinetail.

28/12/2012

This morning I make the long 45km trip up to the pass of Abra Malaga. Rain is in the air, but it is not particularly heavy. Above Penas, the conditions change quite drastically. I am now very high up, the air frigid with constant drizzle and thick cloud. I make it as far as Abra Malaga, but can barely feel my hands anymore. I have a bout of the shivers, something I am unable to shake for half an hour. 

First action is to hike up a fairly steep hill - all the more difficult at this altitude, acclimatised or not. The next part involves a descent along an arête, in other words I am walking along a small path at the top of of a sheer cliff. Fortunately this does not last long and I am descending further through polylepis trees and scrub. Birding is tricky, the thick fog and drizzle making for poor lighting conditions. The camera stays in the bag, which is a pity as a very close encounter with a Tapaculo would have made for a cracking record shot. I think the Tapaculo looked at my boots and thought it looked a rather good piece of mossy lichen to root about in. All was going well until it realised that this was not said piece of habitat and scuttled out of sight again. The clouds moves in banks, so for a few minutes I have decent conditions to bird in before having to sit tight and wait for visibility to return. Despite the horrendous conditions, I manage to nail most of the targeted species including the Critically Endangered Royal Cinclodes.

Happy with my efforts, I return to the moto a few hours later and start descending the pass towards the cloud forests around Canchaillo. This effort lasts all of 5 minutes before I abandon the idea and turn around. The descent is steep, the cloud impenetrable and the rain heavy. Clearly I have only been getting the left over of the rain, as the mountain has actually protected me from the full force of the downpour which is being buffeted by a heavy, horizontal wind. Sod to that, I head back down the road freezing my wet hands in the frigid air. I am stuck in a Catch 22, drive quicker and I get colder, drive slower and I have to endure it for longer. I switch between tactics all the way down to Penas where there is actually sun! How half a kilometre in altitude can make all the difference. 

I bird around Penas for the next hour, but there is little happening here. The storm clouds are now starting to appear over the ridge, so I beat a hasty retreat back to Ollantaytambo. I don’t quite outrun the rain and get rather soaked. A good hot shower has me feeling a little happier, change into dry clothes and vegetate for the rest of the afternoon. Start working on my plans for the Manu Road, but have my plans badly affected by the fact that most of the lower Manu lodges are either shut or intent on putting me off from trying to reach them. 

After much back and forth, my impatient and decisive side takes over - telling the opponent to shove it. I won’t go to the lodges, but I will do the Manu Road regardless of what they think. I stop short of linking my blog site just to demonstrate that not only can I do muddy dirt roads, I can do them on a bicycle let alone an off-road motorbike. I’d be more than surprised of the Manu Road could tie the shoe laces of the Yungas Road in Bolivia - but we shall see.

The remainder of the afternoon is spent adjusting my plans accordingly. Am going to be stopping in at the hostel to collect a few more bits and pieces as well as my food bag - will need to take all my cooking equipment and food along. Dinner across the road from the hotel, nothing fancy tonight - pasta and lime juice.

Birds : Penas - Shining Sunbeam. Abra Malaga - Blue-mantled Thornbill, Streak-throated Canastero, Ash-breasted Tit-Tyrant, Royal Cinclodes, Tawny Tit-Spinetail, White-browed Tit-Spinetail.

29/12/2012

Sleep in a little before having breakfast. With the rain falling yet again, I have a go at finding some water proofs. I bag a red plastic poncho but only last a few minutes with it. I don’t like having flappy stuff all over me and soon tear it off. I’d rather get wet - I have the same amount of time for umbrellas, hate the dam things. With all my clothing now drenched, I decide I need to charge my batteries and get my gear cleaned and dried. Leave Ollantaytambo and head back towards Cuzco. Have to re-route via Pisaq as the bridge linking the shorter route to Cuzco is closed. It is very cold wet again. I am in an impatient mood today and make full use of the 250cc engine charging along at near enough 90km/h most of the way. Stop in Pisaq to nose about a little before climbing the mountain towards Cuzco. The descent into town is busy with traffic and my progress is slowed by wet and slippery conditions.

Stop in at the motorbike dealership to change helmets - I had a BMX style helmet with ski goggles, but this meant my nose and mouth froze and I got cold water down my neck. Changed to a proper helmet with visor - thankfully I bagged the only hemet of this style big enough to fit my head. I know I have a big head figuratively, but physically I didn’t think it was all that large - certainly not by European standards. By Peruvian standards, I take an XL helmet! Then again, I do tend to tower a good foot over most of the locals.

Back to the hostel where I decide to stay the night and have all my washing dealt with. They have a tumble drier, so my gear will be back, clean and dry by early morning. Take the opportunity to head into town and arrange for some water proofs (left mine in England by error). Also sort out a SIM card - finally have a card that works in my phone after being cut. Peru is miles ahead of Bolivia in technological terms too, meaning I can get 3G in most places. A large pizza for dinner before an early night. Tomorrow I start the big journey.

30/12/12

My one night in Cuzco was a laundry run as well as a rest from the rain. Have a few bread rolls for breakfast before collecting my dry clothes and packing the bike. I have to carry much more gear on this trip - all my cooking equipment and food must travel with. There will be few towns and places that I can afford to stay in along the way. 

I get out of Cuzco easily enough and head off towards Urcos where the Manu Road is accessed from [ed. it isn’t as I found out days later]. First stop of the day is en-route at Laguna Huacarpy. Gunnar Engblom of Kolibri Expeditions has given me some site information to find the endemic Bearded Mountaineer, the only major bird I missed here last week. I reach the lake just after 10:00 in the morning and make for the specified site, checking some small valleys along the way. I spend a good hour searching the flowering tobacco bushes to no avail. I continued around the lake hoping to replicate some of the photos that were botched last week due to dodgy camera settings. The rocky outcrop that had been filled with Giant Hummingbirds last week is dead quiet. Even the numerous Sparkling Violetears are now few and far between.


With nothing happening here, I jump back on the bike and begin the drive to the Manu Road. The first section is a massive climb, I have to get off and add a few layers of clothes as the temperature dropped horribly. I can see rain falling in the distance, hopefully it will have dissipated by the time I get nearer. The road is rather nice asphalt and I take great pleasure out of scooting up and down the roads. By 13:00, I reckon I should be about half way to the start of the Manu Road, a rather convenient road side restaurant signals lunch time. Not a moment too soon, as the rain starts to fall in earnest. I have a refreshingly hot soup and skip mains as I am not overly hungry. I have also just checked my GPS for the first time and realised that I am about 40km’s off course. For some reason, I assumed that the asphalt carried on to Huancarani. Clearly it didn't, and I now have about 40km's of backtracking to do. [ed. it does, just from a different direction!]

This buggers up my plans completely, as this will have wasted over 4 hours of driving time getting lost and re-routing. My rain gear is getting a good testing, while not heavy, the rain is persistent. I find the turnoff, not an obvious road - nor a sign. Off we go then, the bike now starting to pay back the load I have forked out for it. After 7km's, I end up at an astrological observation post where the road ends. Consult the GPS again to find that I am off route again. Back to the main road and follow the GPS more carefully. I drive over a maze of unlikely looked roads, past farm houses and fields. I reach a T-junction where my GPS says to turn right rather than what I expected to have been a left. I follow the GPS and end up at the main tar road as I had been expecting. The Manu Road could not be have such an arbitrary beginning. The tracks I had been on did not look driven for a long time. So clearly my GPS route is slightly incorrect or I am very lost. Time is ticking by, my hopes of birding the Tres Cruces area are pretty much over and I am working on a contingency. I know that if I can reach Paucartambo, then there will be a cheap place to stay not too far from the beginning of the road.

I turn around and start driving back up the road, intuitively I know I need to go this way, but am not sure at all. Time to ask for directions! I see a huddle of people on the road up ahead and reckon they would be a good bet. I slow down and retract my visor, but don't get as far as asking for directions. On the ground is some poor women, skull cracked open and litres of thick, congealing blood all over the road. I only passed this spot 3 minutes ago and they certainly were not here then. I barely stop, conscious of what I am seeing before engaging gears and heading off. There is nothing to be done here, the man standing over this poor sod fanning her may as well be praying - both equally useless, she is as dead as the rock she landed on. It does not look like a collision, I can only surmise that she was the rear passenger on a motorbike taxi that fell off the rear and landed headfirst on a large rock in the road. Such is life.
I flag down a passing taxi driver and ask him where the road to Manu. I am on it he says, keep going up. Safe in the knowledge of knowing where I am going now, I pull my right wrist back and open the throttle. I know that today is Sunday, the day that all the guide books say to avoid travelling this road on. Allegedly vehicles are supposed to travel up and down on alternate days, Sunday is the free for all in either direction. The rules of the road are simple, when approaching a blind curve, or whenever the fancy takes you really - just sit on your horn. If you get a reply, then you best slow down and accommodate whatever is coming towards you. 

The road climbs some more, before levelling off at around 4000masl. I make decent time, but cannot get any form of rhythm going as the road surface is so changeable. Hard sand, soft sand, rock, mud, water, river, waterfall and repeat - multiple times. There isn't much traffic on the road, so it is really the road surface that takes up most of your concentration. The drop offs are not overly concerning, a few hundred metres here and there. My mind wanders back to the dead women on the road, it occurs to me that it has been many years since I last saw a dead person. Also a traffic accident, outside of Durban in 1998. Driver going to quick, missed a sharp left in the road and ploughed into a telephone pole. Much the same as here, nothing to be done with an eviscerated cranium and brain matter all over the show no matter how desperate the pleas of the passengers may have been.

I reach the town of Huancarani just after 16:00. I didn't bother to make a distance spreadsheet of this route, something I would certainly have done if I had been on Chancho. Therefore, I did not know how far away the town of Paucartambo was. This was a decent looking large town, but I want to get as close to the Manu Road as I can today so as not to waste time tomorrow. All I had available to me was the apparent driving times between places - and these times seem to have been set when Michael Schumacher drove the road in the guise of a local tour guide. I guessed it would take me double the suggested time, all being well I'd get to Paucartambo just after 18:00. I had no idea regarding the lighting conditions up here either - but I figured it would probably get dark no later than 18:30, so it was going to be a little nip and tuck.

I didn't dawdle any further and cracked on. The only judge of distance I had was the shapes of the road according to what I was driving and what I could see on the GPS. The road was shot to shit just outside a small town requiring a non-signposted re-route. I didn't bash ahead on my own this time, asking for directions the moment I thought I might need them. I got back onto the main road soon enough and went up a few more climbs before starting a long descent along a valley. I knew I was getting close, which was a good thing. The light was fading and it had taken me much longer to drive the distance than expected. I rolled into Paucartambo at 18:30 exactly, the light almost too dark to see. First task was to refuel, there is no petrol gauge on the bike and I had no idea how much juice I was chewing up. I was comfortable up to 150km's, apparently I could do over 200km's - but I was taking no chances. 

The first sign of a hospedaje or hostal and I was in. Rain suit or not, I was soaking wet, cold, tired and hungry. I ended up with a half decent bed and a hot shower. Although, to make it hot enough meant turning the tap almost off such that only a small flow of water emanated. I wasn’t complaining, it was the hottest thing I had seen or felt since my soup at lunch. Cleaned up, I dashed out to find something to munch on - the only place I could find in town was a 'chifa'. I quite like these, 'chifa' from what I understand is the way in which rice is cooked here. Firstly, the cooked rice must have multiple other additives - heaps of vegetables and spices before it is pan fried in a wok. Must have been something introduced by the Chinese?, but it is popular wherever I have been in Peru - if only they would export it across the border into Bolivia! 

Fed and water, it was time for bed. Tomorrow was an early start to get up to the elfin and polylepis forests of Acjanaco and Tres Cruces - the start of the Manu Road.

Birds : Andean Tinamou, Paramo Pipit

31/12/12

I have arranged with the owner to open the garage at 05:00. The alarm goes at 04:30, but despite waking up, I put my head down for another '5 mins'. I get woken again by a knock at the door - it is 05:15. Half asleep, I race about getting dressed and assembling my gear. Bike loaded and I am off. As it turns out, in the wrong direction again. This time it only costs me 2km's, but this is getting frustrating - I'll end up being the only muppet who never finds the Manu Road at this rate. Back on course, I crack along under some sunny skies. The air is still rather nippy, so I am wrapped up like the Michelin Man. I stop half way for a break and to admire the view of the distinct peak bathed in sunshine. I finish the last 15km's and reach the park headquarters, after all my wrong turns - I am finally here. 

I get to the start of the side road to Tres Cruces, but there is  a chain across the road. Guess I'll have to walk in that case. Just then, a women from the park headquarters finds me and tells me that I need to register before I can continue along the road. I do this gladly and pay a small entrance fee to access the park. Chain down, I head off for my first morning of mega birding. The weather is still holding, but large clouds are approaching quickly. I stop half way along at some interesting looking habitat. Barely have a started birding when thick cloud moves in and obscures my view of everything. Thus I bird in patches, waiting for the clouds to dissipate for a few minutes before birding in a frenzy. Never the less, the birding when it happens is very good. I find the majority of the birds I am after, finally quitting the elfin forests when the clouds become 'stuck'. I resolve to return on the way out, hoping for better weather, but satisfied with my efforts so far.

The plan is now to head as far down as the lower cloud forests for the night. Within minutes of leaving the high latitude polylepis and elfin forest, the rain intensifies. Little changes along the way. Based on a recent report, I figure I have just over 40km's to the cloud forest and the ecological station located there. After not even half that distance, a large signpost signifies that I am now at the Wayqecha Biological Station. This cannot be right, I should still have another 20km's to go? Consulting my GPS, it does indeed look as though this is the place. Oh well, it means I have more time to bird here. I get off and walk down to the houses below. Clearly there has been some development here, for there is now accommodation and a large dining hall. None of the previous trip reports mention anything on this kind of scale. With the rain intensifying, I decide I might stay indoors tonight rather than in the tent. I find the lodge manager and enquire as to costs, 80 he says. I can stomach that, even includes food. So we look at a room and all is agreed. I head over to the main building and sort out the basics. I am looking over his shoulder as he writes down 80 and then 212 next to it. Turns out, it was not 80 soles as I had thought, rather US$80! I tell him this is way beyond my budget, what is the charge for camping instead? US$50! Sod to that, it is all too expensive for my tastes I tell him - I'll be off in that case.

Now I am not sure what I am going to be doing. I look along the road on the way down for suitable places to camp - not much unfortunately. I'll figure that out later in any case, for now I bird when I can. The two tunnels and a few bridges are the next major birding spot. Indeed there is a very colourful tanager flock, but little else. Curtains of rain fall every 10minutes or so, thus my birding time is rather limited. By the time I am finished the tunnels section, I have to make a decision. Looking back up the road to the thick cloud and rain, it seems an easy decision to forego the cloud forest for today and head down to San Pedro where there are some lodges. I have made prior arrangements with one of the lodges to camp and use the facilities for the more palatable fee of US$25 per night. I pass the famous Cock-of-the-Rock Lodge which is closed, before pulling into the second lodge. For some or other reason, I muddled up the names of the lodges that I had made arrangements with. I walked in and found the manager, asking if this was Paradise Lodge - it was indeed he said. (ed. I had made arrangements with Panticolla Lodge). 

We chatted in circles for a while, eventually I get convinced to give up on the idea of camping and stay in one of the rooms - US$150 per night. I was tired, wet, cold and confused. By the time I realised that I was at the wrong lodge, it was already too late. When I arrived here, I had US$200 and NS400. Now I had blown most of my major currency and still had another week to survive on the rest as I doubted there would be any banks lower down. I resolved to forget about the expenditure and make do. A very welcome hot shower followed by some late evening 'verandah' birding with coffee in hand. Just as dusk was starting to fall, my very last lifer of 2012 landed at a hummingbird feeder - a glorious male Booted Racket-tail. They don't come much better than that as year ending lifers go! The years statistics follow at the end for anybody interested. Dinner was a pile of rice with a few cold vegetables and a large cut of pork - quite the US$150 bloody dollars worth.

I am not the only client tonight oddly, there is a Russian couple in residence too. They offer me some champagne, but I rather stupidly decline. The generator got switched on for a few hours which allowed me to charge my devices. Then it was time for bed - tomorrow the rain would hopefully stay away for a while and I would be able to add a hatful of lifers to my list.

Birds : Taczanowski’s Timanou, Tanagers (Golden-collared, Golden-collared, Scarlet-bellied Mountain, Hooded Mountain, Grass-green, Blue-capped, Silver-beaked & Chestnut-bellied Mountain), Hummingbirds (Great Sapphirewing, Many-spotted Hummingbird, Tyrian Metaltail, Amethyst-throated Sunangel & Booted Racket-tail), Flowerpiercers (Moustached, Black-throated & Masked), Puna Spinetail, Line-fronted Canastero, Sedge Wren, Paramo Seedeater, Fulvous Wren, Southern Mountain Cacique, Andean Guan, Pearled Treerunner, Grey-eared Brush Finch, Handsome Flycatcher, Marcapata Spinetail, Blackburnian Warbler, Diademed Tapaculo.

10 December 2012

Bolivia - December 2012

01/12/2012

Another month and another day of cycling, day number 155 of the trip (has it been that long already?). There was definitely no reason to be hanging about here, so fatigued as I was after a shitty nights sleep - I was mostly awake at 05:00. Dressed for success, I rolled out onto the road and started another long cycle - today would be about 100km’s to Chimore. Much like yesterday, I had the hammer down early and never let up. Perhaps my legs are just happy to be cycling again or more likely happy to see an asphalted road. I am covering distances in the same number of hours as what I was taking to cover in days previously. 

By 10:00, I had already knocked out 80km’s, I would be in Chimore by 11:00. Chimore was a large improvement on Bulo Bulo, there was even a half decent looking hotel to stay at. I got myself a very decent room with lots of windows in the first floor for only BOB5 more than what I had paid for the grotty Alojiamento in Bulo Bulo. The usual activities followed shortly, wash myself and then wash my clothes. Took a slow walk about the town to find out where everything was before sitting in an Internet Cafe for an hour checking on my mail, but importantly going over the days cricket. For the first time in this series, South Africa are giving the Australians what for. 

Back to my room for some computer work - I really do need to put together my trip report for Argentina, let alone get started on one for Bolivia. I spent a few hours putting the basics together before my customary collapse and snooze. I could very well understand why a siesta is required in these parts. Another shower before I headed out for dinner. Get collared by some long haired druggie. I seem to be a beacon for these muppets. I get invited for a ‘walk’ where I can try some of the locally grown marijuana. I graciously decline and move on to a restaurant instead. More of the same fried beef and rice. Do some more work on my report before crashing on a comfortable bed without pestering mosquitos. 

02/12/2012

05:30 and I am wide awake. Not that I need to be leaving early, but since there is nothing else to do I get on with it. Today is only a short cycle of 35km’s to Villa Tunari - where I should be staying put for the better part of 4 days. As with chasing a low score in cricket, cycling short distances can be tricky if you fudge you way along. I spent no time messing about, cranking the pace up to 24km/h until I hit the increasingly frequent hills. For the last few days, I have been able to see the Andes off to the west. Today they are right in front of me. Villa Tunari is the last low level town I will be seeing for some months now. I rather look forward to getting back up the mountains, if not cycling up them first. That is a problem for the end of the week, today I am looking to settle in somewhere for a few days.

I end up cycling up and down the town, from one hotel and hostel to the next. Not one of them has internet or WiFi available. Worse, I cannot even find an Internet Cafe. So much for this being a tourist town, it is more of a dump than most of the places I have visited. A consequence of leaving the Department of Santa Cruz, I am now back in 4
th world Bolivia proper. Eventually I give up on this charade and sit down for a quick breakfast to ruminate over my next move. Have a large glass of some thirst quenching, freshly squeezed lime juice - and some more for good measure. A few km’s before the town I had passed two hotels that looked rather more upmarket than the crap on offer here. They would undoubtedly be rather expensive too, so the plan was to draw some more cash and head back down there. 

Cash machine was out of service, and it was early on a Sunday morning - little chance that was going to be fixed today. I resolved to find a cheap place in town and spend the night here. Tomorrow I could get money and head back down the road. I had a fair amount of washing to get sorted, and despite only having cycled a short distance today - my legs were complaining already. Checked into a small hotel with a decent room, and stated the repetitively laborious task of washing my gear. Clothes hung, some shopping for basic supplies before the customary collapse and snooze.

Struggled to get myself off the bed - at least there was a fan keeping me somewhat cool. Even watched some Discovery Channel (in Spanish). Took another fart about town in the vain hope that I may find an Internet Cafe or that the ATM was suddenly fixed. Nothing had changed since I last looked. Fortunately, my brother does receive my texts (my parents don’t, even though I get theirs!) so I was able to keep tabs on the cricket score. Pleasingly, the Aussies are collecting a hammering right now. Mr Ponting has one last chance to reach double figures in his international life. 

At least there are some decent restaurants in town, dinner is a huge steak and pepper sauce with bacon on it? Very pleasingly, there is a large salad and vegetable side. Gazing through the menu elicited some rather unusual fare, an entire Venison section : Deer, Peccary (wild pig), Armadillo. There was also the more typical fish option of Surubi (Giant Catfish), which I am told is excellent. I have eaten African species of Catfish before, they have excellent white, unboned fillets. My biggest problem with any freshwater fish has been the muddy taste, and with the rivers in rusty red, muddy flood - I think I shall avoid fish for now. 

The evening is shaping up for a large thunder storm. Flashes of lightening everywhere, but unfortunately the rain does not pass over us. With luck there may be another storm in the morning, for we could rather do with some cooling down. Tomorrow has more fun and games in store, but I have resolved to visit the local park first thing in the morning before checking out and heading back down the road. It has been days since I added a new species to my life list, and I don’t like being stuck on 2499.

03/12/2012

Out of bed bright and early, changed and off to the local park. I got as far as the main gate, for everything was locked down. Not a soul in sight, the main office locked at both end to. So I am effectively trapped here until they decide to open the gates. Change in plan, will have to stick around here until they start breakfast before heading off to the park en route to a new hotel.

Having finally escaped my hotel, I arrived at the forest to find that they only opened at 08:00 - better yet, they were shut on Mondays. With the kind of luck I have been having in Bolivia, I figured it must be Monday today - indeed, my iPhone confirmed this as todays day. I noticed a bunch of ‘gringo’s in gum boots having breakfast next door. These are clearly the ‘volunteer’ (read paying, a lot) workforce of the rehabilitation centre. Gets me wondering why European kids pay thousands to volunteer in some hellhole part of the world when there is an equally large need for volunteers of such projects in Europe - and you don’t have to pay to save said animals in Europe. Why on earth do they bother here anyway - when you can walk across the street to a local restaurant that serves the very animals that they are trying to re-habilitate anyway? It would be one thing if the locals actually had any respect for the fauna and flora of the country, but they don’t - so what are you accomplishing except a delay of the inevitable? Go and spend your money on things that might actually make a difference - here it would mean changing the majority of the population’s view on their fauna and flora. That works, because it gets passed through families and communities - and there are small pockets of Bolivia where it has worked. Rescuing ‘cute little monkeys‘ saves nothing and helps nobody - where are you going to re-introduce this creature once it has imprinted on humans in any case? Back into the same place that it first got into the shit with humans! Result.

Sod it, back to town and find that the ATM is working again. Draw money and go back to the hotel. Breakfast doesn’t look likely, so I pack my gear and leave. Take breakfast at a roadside cafe, the only one that does not seem to be serving breakfast - just the normal menu on offer at 07:00. Guess it will be rice and chicken again then. Even given the generally appalling state of food here, I have never had to send it back - but today the chicken is mostly raw, so back it goes. 

Back down the road and out of this irritating shithole. The Los Tucanes Hotel looks rather expensive, so it better be worth it - the alternative is to turn around and start climbing the Andes today. Turns out to be much cheaper than I had expected. Very good rooms with air-conditioning, as well as my much missed WiFi. I spent a few hours cycling around that useless town yesterday, wasted an entire day ultimately trying to find WiFi or an internet cafe or a working ATM or anything for that matter. This is much better, I get checked in professionally and left alone. I don’t have to answer to the owner and his lackeys about how expensive my bike is, or where I come from ad nauseum. If it is not plainly evident, actually if it has not been plainly evident from day one - no, I do not like Bolivia or the majority of it’s inhabitants and will be happy to leave shortly. I still despise Brazil more for their arrogance, Bolivians by and large are simply TAPS. (It’s an acronym that the father of school friend taught me when I must have been no more that 11 years old, not one I will forget either - Thick As Pig Shit)

I checked in and went for a late morning walk along a forested road. I have been stuck on 2499 for days now. It isn’t so much that I would rather be on 2500, just that I have not gone this long without adding multiple lifers, let alone struggling to find a single one. The heat was oppressive as expected and little moved and called. By the time I had walked a few hundred metres, my shirt was soaked through. I gave up after 2km’s and started back to the hotel. I heard part of a call in a bush next to me, but not enough to ID anything. However, I figured that given the habitat and general sound of the call that it may be a Wren. So I played the call of the one Wren species I was looking for here. For a small bird, the undergrowth didn’t half explode as he erupted to see who this intruder was. Almost as quickly as he had come looking for an intruder, he had seen an impostor - and slunk back into the undergrowth. There were to be no further views of what could be described as an attractive brown job.

A part of me had hoped that the next tick would have been something half decent looking - say a Paradise Tanager, but numbers are numbers and the Moustached Wren would do. Much happier, I returned to the hotel for a midday shower. It happened to be one of those day when I passed another significant number - my 6000
th kilometre on the bike. Spent the rest of the day updating my records and completing some reports.

Another brutal storm looked to be brewing, but it seems to have passed without effect. At least with air-conditioning, I am not so bothered by the ambient air temperature. Tomorrow will be an other early morning, my odds of getting out of this hotel are 100% for a change. I shall bird the same road I walked today before visiting the other forest by the rehabilitation centre at it’s correct opening time. 

04/12/2012

Up at 05:00 again, this time to walk the road opposite the hotel. The plan is to come back around 07:00, have breakfast and then go to the forest around the ‘rehabilitation centre’. I walk for a few hours but activity is muted. The sky is leaden grey, not good for photos but it does lengthen birding activity. I add a few species though with some decent views of Chestnut-bellied Seedeater, Ocellated Woodcreeper, Cobalt-winged Parakeet and a flyby of a Plumbeous Pigeon.

Back to the hotel for breakfast. It is of decidedly lower quality than yesterday - but I seem to be the only person in residence. There is still plenty for me to get down my gullet before jumping on the bike for the quick ride down the road. I get to the forest at 07:45 to find that the opening time was not 08:00 as I had thought, but 09:30! What bloody use is 09:30 in a humid, tropical rain forest? I make the best of it and bird the areas that I can adding a gorgeous little bird the size of an insect - Short-tailed Pygmy-Tyrant. I potter about some more finding some attractively coloured frogs and a Southern Amazon Red Squirrel before being pestered by one of the monkeys. The fellow wanders over, then lies flat on his stomach waiting for a ‘tick search/scratch’ to begin. I know better than to mingle with the wildlife so avoid his advances. 

At last, there is action in the ticket room. Locals pay BOB4, foreigners pay BOB6, but because I have a camera - I pay BOB16! I do get a small material sash in the Bolivian colours tied to my camera, so that made it alright in the end. Other people had problems like this in Argentina at some parks, Professional photographers were even barred from some parks. I make no income out of my photos, and even if I did - why on earth should I have to pay extra. I make no more impact on the environment than the next paying customer - in fact I’d say wildlife photographers make less impact that the average customer. It was good to see Bolivians experiencing their own country, less exciting to see how keen they are to litter, scream and shout and harass anything that moves despite the signs. One I suppose should be happy they are out here, it may yet be possible to get the importance of the environment into their skulls, even if for different than ideal reasons. 

The sun started to make an appearance now, the steep climb and humidity soaking my clothes almost immediately. The birding agains starts off quietly, a small bird party soon adds plenty of species though : Pectoral Sparrow, White-necked Jacobin, Bay-headed Tanager, Bare-necked Fruitcrow and a Sepia-capped Flycatcher. A little further away from the party, I catch a few seconds glimpse of the furtive Flammulated Bamboo Tyrant. The sod, he hears his call, responds to his call, but won’t venture out very much. By this time, the noisy racket behind me has caught up. I let them continue on their merry way - what exactly they have come to see I have yet to determine. 

As I approached the ‘Mirador’, or viewing point I figured I’d skip trailing the noisy bunch and head back down. It was getting on for 11:00 already, the heat oppressive, the humidity worse and birds almost non-existent. I head down the trail a little quicker than I had walked up. I suddenly get shouted at from a bloke somewhere in the bush up ahead, I see his mate sitting on a log at the side of the path also holding his hand up. My first thoughts are that the one bloke is doing his business in the bush. The next thing I get told is not to use a flash? What would I want to use a flash on in any case (small willy?). So I defer my gaze to the ground and wait for whoever to finish with whatever. This was all done in accent-less Spanish. Then I get asked if I speak Spanish or English. I respond in the latter, to which I get some further instructions in a very burly Scottish accent! Now I am told to move along the path slowly, finally everything drops into place - for no more than 10 yards in front of me is a Spectacled Bear, on a leash. I say on a leash, more accurately on a spring loaded climbing rope tangled around some tree trunks to ‘arrest’ the direction of said bear should it decided to go off at a tangent. 

I recall that I am at a ‘rehabilitation centre’ and it would seem that some form of rehabilitation is actually being done. Mr Bear is being taken for walkies in the hope that he will remember how to find food, build a nest, climb a tree etc. I have no idea of this particular bear’s history, but it would not surprise me if it’s mother had been shot so that some princess could have a cute and cuddly baby bear to raise. Cute and cuddly grows up very quickly to a 5’5’’, 120kg daddy. I have no interest in taking photos of captive animals, so I simply stand there and wait while Mr Bear seems to be taking a snooze in the middle of the path. His mentor tells me he does this every day and probably won’t move for another half an hour. He points out a small trail running up and around Mr Bear that i could take if I wished to get past. Actually I do want to get past, so I clamber up the trail keeping an eye on Mr Bear as he snoozes. About half way around Mr Bear must have smelt something that he rather wished to inspect in a hurry for he was up and shifting before the bloke holding the rope had much time to adjust.

My training in Africa had us running at a charging animal, the worst more one could make when being charged by any large African mammal was to try and run away. One, that would just be pointless for humans are too slow and second this stimulates the animals to chase you more. So we ran back at them making lots of noise and trying to appear as large as possible. I have had to do this in reality - the first time is completely against your bodies instincts, but your training gets you through and it works. So the first reaction I had was to stand tall and move towards the bear, the whole time the mentor shouting at me to ‘move up’, ‘move away’, ‘move up quickly!’. All this happened in less than 1.5 seconds. Having taken one step towards the bear with little effect, I decided I might listen to the bloke and shift myself sharply. I lunged for a tree trunk, grabbed hold and swung my body around it. I was fully expecting to feel some part of legs or behind being sliced to shreds by this long and very sharp claws. It never came though, the bloke with the rope eventually regained his composure and halted to charge. 

I’m led to believe that Mr Bear missed the most attractive part of my body by mere inches. This may sound odd, but there was no adrenalin rush or deep breathing in the aftermath. I’m not sure if it simply didn’t feel real or that I have enough experience of this kind to get shaken anymore. Either way, i was more concerned about my camera than anything else. It had taken a decent blow as I swung my way around the tree trunk - thankfully I only clipped the lens hood, no damage of any kind. I got to thinking why Mr Bear wanted to have closer look at me - and then it dawned on my, during the immediate aftermath when Mr Bear was standing on his hind legs vainly trying to get his mouth closer to me, it was very evident that he was a MR Bear. It was only the previous day that I read an article about Spectacled Bears in Ecuador being easily seen over the next few weeks. Why is this, well normally they are very difficult to see, as well as solitary. However, it is smack bang in the middle of the breeding season. Looking back, it is not difficult to work things out - I was wearing black trousers, black long sleeve shirt, I have longish black hair. From the bears perspective, I looked uncannily like a bear (they are all black, except for a white face), walked like an aggressive, dominant bear (on two legs) and after all this crap food I have been eating in Bolivia, probably smelt like one too. At least something loves me other than mosquitos, sand flies and spiders. 

The morning excitement over, I spent the rest of the hot hours in my air-conditioned room working on other ‘stuff’. Another decent dinner before retiring for the evening. Walked into my room to find a  rather large hunting spider waling about on the floor. I am no expert, not even a half educated enthusiast when it comes to spiders - but this spider did rather resemble a species of Brazilian Wandering Spider. I knew to be wary of such creatures - they are probably the only ‘deadliest creature’ to occur outside of Australia. On a drop for drop basis, these spiders are in the same category as the worlds deadliest land snakes. They also pose an added risk to men that get bitten, at least if the lab experiments actuate in humans : “Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.”*

*Venomous Animals and their Venoms, vol. III, ed. Wolfgang Bücherl and Eleanor Buckley.

I took some ‘record’ photos to be sent to someone who does know about spiders for a positive ID. The it was into the glass cup for the spider before being thrown back outside where it belonged. 

After all the fun and games of the day, I thought I might get a decent nights sleep. Intermittent thunder storms and mosquito bites put paid to that idea. Another early start too.

05/12/2012

My first rubbish sleep in a few days. This time as a consequence of a lone mosquito. Constantly woken in the night to scratch, but never woken up fully to search and destroy. Do wake up at 04:00 for some reason, rolled about but never really got any further sleep until my alarm went off at 05:00. Up and dressed in my cycling gear today - this would be a slightly longer cycle to get to Carrasco National Park. Gear readied and off I set. Inconsequential cycle until I got to the turn off leading to the park. More bloody cobblestones! I abhor roads constructed out of this crap for reasons previously discussed. It shakes everything to pieces - my elbows and hands take a pounding and all my gear gets a rattling that it was never designed for. I cycle on for about 2km’s before canning the idea and turning around. There would be no walk to find Oilbirds this morning. 

I bird a little on the cycle home, but get interrupted by a bloke with a wheelbarrow. He is not too keen on me ‘taking photos’ of peoples homes. I must point out at this stage that my camera was still in the bag - I only had my binoculars out. I explained what this instrument was and told him I was only looking at birds. He responded by suggesting that not everyone would ask about my suspicious behaviour, and that people would take offence. The insinuation was a potential altercation I guess. I also guessed that in this part of Bolivia, the coca growers probably aren’t keen to be having pictures taken of their fields or faces. The Chapare region is one of the major coca growing areas, while it is legal to grow - there are limits on size etc. Undoubtedly most people are well over the government sanctioned limit and equally likely is that some of the ‘excess’ is being converted into that white powder that Westerners like to sniff up their noses. I wasn’t in the mood for arguing or birding really - I had my sights set on going to Carrasco. 

I shuffled off and returned to the hotel for breakfast. I must be the only one about again, as breakfast is the same as yesterday. I finally make email contact with my mother and I spend the next two hours chatting to my parents - the first time we have spoken since I was in Iguazu (over 3 months ago). I consider my options after this mornings failure and decide to catch a motorcycle taxi to the caves instead. Things don’t work out quite as planned - I catch a taxi from the hotel into town, then get on a motorcycle taxi who drops me off about 1km up the road. Then I arrange with another taxi to take me to the park and collect me when I am done. Everything now seems to be sorted. I arrive at the park to find that the information from the Bolivian Birdwatching website is duff yet again. The walk to the caves will not begin at 14:00 as expected, but at 15:30 instead. it is now 13:15! My taxi driver wants to return to fetch me, so I only pay him half. I tell him to return at 17:00, but he wants to come back at 16:00. Good luck with that I think, if the walk on starts at 15:30 - the chances of me being finished by 16:00 are zero. 

I take a walk down the road to look for other birds in the meantime. See the back end of a snake slipping into the bush at the side of the road, but cannot get there quick enough to grab it. I see a pair of Riverbank Warblers moving up and down the drainage ditch, their behaviour is more reminiscent of a baby Wagtail than a Warbler. I am quite positive that I saw this bird in Costa Rica, but it will be a new bird for the trip. [It was actually a lifer, I had seen a similar but different species in Costa Rica]. A few short calls in the scrub nearby has me taking a gander. I can’t make out what species this is, the calls are more contact than song. Given the nature of the scrub, I take a punt at a species of Antbird that has been driving me nuts for a month now. Would you know, but within a second of playing the call, out popped my nemesis no more - Southern Chestnut-tailed Antbird. 

That was a rather productive few hours with birds that I hadn’t been expecting to pitch up. Just after 15:00, one of the Guardaparques pitches up and says it is time to get registered and paid up before departing. This done we head off to cross the river, although there looks to be a problem. There is no bridge, just a pulley car mounted on two thick steel cables. The pulley car is in the middle of the river and there is no rope line attached to it, what now. Out intrepid guide hauls out something resembling a Captain Hook claw and two loops of climbing rope. He sits in the rope loops, hooks onto one of the cables and down he goes. Everything from this point onwards is pure forearm strength. He pulls the pulley car with us onboard across the river. We then end spending vast amounts of time chatting about trees - which would have much appreciated if I had understood half of what was going on. I was really only here to see one thing though. 

The first cave we enter is for a colony of bats. The floor of the cave is one putrid slush of bat shot and insects. Bats done, we head off for the next cave for some Oilbirds. I have already heard them calling, but now is the first time to actually see them in action. Not so much action as simply see them. Oilbirds live in communal flocks, they are nocturnal, venturing out at night to feed. Out guide takes me to a closer vantage point to get some improved photos. Photos and sighting in the bag, we make our way back to Park HQ. My taxi driver is of course nowhere to be seen. Fortunately a Dutch couple are staying at the hotel opposite me, so I take a ride. A few more people cram into the vehicle, meaning that I end up in the boot. 

The rest of the evening passed off without hitch, I made certain to have a few beers to celebrate the Oilbird sighting, then another due to the image quality in such poor lighting conditions. Back in my room I find that there are three spiders of the same description hanging about on the walls outside. Perhaps these were not Wandering Spiders are all. I shall have to seek professional advice on the ID of certain spiders. Bed early tonight as I have a long few days coming up.

06/12/2012

Sleep in for the first time this week (06:30). Load my gear and then head off for breakfast. Clearly there are other people in the hotel as breakfast has returned to the same quality observed on my first morning here. Pay my bill and then start the big cycle. Villa Tunari sits just over 200masl, I am expecting to reach 1900masl this evening. 

The cycle starts off comfortably enough, in fact it remains fairly flat for the first 30km’s. A few steep hills are cancelled out by equally steep descents. Only after almost 45km’s do things begin to get interesting. Actually it is not so much interesting as damn steep. I had reached the base of the climb in less than 3 hours, it takes another 6 hours to cycle the next 20km’s. I stop many times to rest and on two occasions do some birding too. My first birding stop is around the 1000masl level, adding only a Slate-throated Whitestart. 

Once I get to the 1200masl level, the cloud forest lives up to it’s name. Thick cloud and rain make the riding conditions treacherous. The driving skills of the truckers leaves much to be desired for the most part. I pass a recently crashed truck who somehow managed to make a 90 degree exit on one of the few straight pieces of road. Further along, I watch in amazement as a small truck manages to bypass me but not see the gigantic arctic in front of him while weaving into the oncoming lane. They don’t make contact, but it was mighty close. 

I stop again just over the 1500masl mark where a small bird party in progress. Fortunately for me, they are moving along a tree line that I can follow. Unfortunately for me, there is thick cloud and rain to contend with. Photography is pretty much out of the question, but I make some very good observations when the cloud allows : Vermilion Tanager, Capped Conebill, Saffron-crowned Tanager, Straw-backed Tanager, Blue-capped Puffleg, Olive-backed Woodcreeper and White-banded Tyrannulet. 

The rain intensifies, but onward and upward I go. I hear a familiar call bleating out of a roadside bush. A little thought and a check on my iPhone says that this is a bird I last chased in north western Argentina some months back. I get the playback going and within a few minutes managed to obtain a rather silhouetted view of the White-throated Antpitta. For all the hours that I walked around Calilegua National Park trying to find this bird, it shows on the side of a busy motorway in the heaving rain! In the near blinding cloud, I also manage some low quality views of a Blue-banded Toucanet. 

From a birding perspective it ends up being a pretty good day, even if it did not feel that way due to the constant rain and cloud. The town that I was aiming for turns out to be a good 8km further away than expected. Yet again, the good people of Google cannot be bother to trace their roads accurately. Whenever they comes across some tight switchbacks, they just plump for a straight line instead. So when you use Google Maps to ascertain distances, they measure well under the actual distance. Perhaps that is not a problem for a car or truck, but it is a damn psychological killer on the bicycle. 

I stop at some grotty looking ‘hotel’ - anywhere will do at present. Nothing available here, but am told of another hotel some two kilometres away. In reality, it is another 6km’s before I reach said hotel (does this bloke work for Google?). It is not signposted as a hotel, and the staff in the restaurant pretend to be completely ignorant of what I am after. Certainly if I did not know that this was indeed a hotel, I would have cycled straight passed. As it was, having received little joy from the staff downstairs I was just about to leave when a head popped out of the first floor windows to ask what I was after. This was indeed a hotel I am told, and with that I was checked into a large 4 bed room all to myself. 

Showered and dry for the first time all day. The skin on my hands and feet were rather crinkled and discoloured after 9 hours of saturation. Head downstairs for dinner, some very good and hot soup followed by the usual chicken and rice. For a change there is a decent amount and mixture of salad to go with dinner along with some pasta. Back upstairs for some blogging. Finish yesterday report and promptly fall asleep in a very comfortable bed. Get woken just before 23:00 with a rather urgent need to visit the loo. Looks like I have eaten or drunk something I shouldn’t have - could be in for another set of the runs. Finish off todays report before getting some decent sleep. Tomorrow it gets no easier, another 60km’s with a similar gain in altitude - 1900masl to about 3300masl, and I have no idea how much I might climb in between. 

07/12/2012

Up fairly early for breakfast - a bun and some horrid coffee. The clouds are low and thick, rain seems imminent. I gear up and start pedalling again. Much to my horror, I am freewheeling down a very long hill - I am going to have to make all this altitude loss up again. The first small ascent is a killer. My legs are shot, there seems little chance of making much progress today. I struggle on, the road flattening out somewhat. 

Stop for my first break after 9km’s, pick up my first birds of the day - Dusky-green Oropendola, Orange-bellied Euphonia and Grey-breasted Wood Wren. Onwards I go, but soon come to a halt in front of a long, dark tunnel. There is no way I am going through here, I can see nothing and there are too many trucks for my liking. Luckily there is an old trail skirting the tunnel. Deep puddles get my feet soaked yet again. 

After a few more uphills, I reach Paracti. This tiny village is of no relevance other than being the turn off to Incachacha - a spot on the edge of Carrasco National Park. It looks as though I have seen the majority of the birds available here. However, I decide to push up the hill and see what I can find. Precious little is the answer - White-throated Tyrannulet and Variable Antshrike. Having wasted two hours for nothing, I free wheel back down the hill to Paracti. There is no beating around the bush and trying to fool myself. My legs are gone, climbing another 1400m is not going to happen today or tomorrow or the next day. I unclip all my gear and settle onto a rock next to the road - it would be a taxi or bus to Colomi for me.

After two and a half hours of no luck, I start contemplating the hills to come by bike. I give myself until 14:00 to secure transport otherwise it will be time to change clothes, pack up and start pedalling again. At 13:45 a taxi pulls over heading to Colomi - a few of us pile in, Chancho gets to go on the roof again. The drive up the mountain is a good reminder of why cycling this was of no use. The road climbed very steeply, there were hundreds of trucks and little space to look for birds. 

Our taxi has clearly got a damaged CV joint as we wobble terribly at low speeds. We make it to Colomi just after 15:00. I potter around the town looking for some accommodation. What accommodation there is, does not seem to be available to ‘gringos’ again. I get the hump and perhaps feeling some level of self guilt, decide to get back on my bike and head towards Cochabamba. My aim is to get some of the way there at least. Just outside of Colomi, the road starts to climb again. It is not long before I am off the bike and pushing up another bloody steep mountain. So much for topping out at 3300masl. 

An hour and a half later I reach the pass at 3800masl. I now have one of the most beautiful sights in front of me - a long, steep downhill all the way to Cochabamba some 35km’s away. There is a large thunderstorm kicking off over Cochabamba, and very strong wind buffeting my exposed position. It is now 17:30, I have perhaps an hour or so of decent light left. I set off down the hill, doing my best to remain under the 50km/h mark. I now start to make the truckers look like idiots, as I raise my left arm and overtake the behemoths. I skin 7 of them, only getting passed by two busses on the way down to Sacaba. Sacaba is still 16km’s from Cochabamba, and the light is just starting to fade - this will have to do I reckon. 

I ride around trying to find some form of accommodation, but there seems to be bugger all. Then I spot a sign, ‘Motel - Complejo Turistica’. Perfect, except that it is not a complete tourist motel at all - it is a ‘sex motel’. Sod it, I am no mood to be prudish today. I walk in to be greeted by the owner. In a very friendly way, he say that I am not allowed to stay here - only couples are allowed. In other words, if you aren’t going to shag, you cannot stay. He does point me in the direction of some alojiamentos, but that means going back up the hill. I decide instead to make a dash for Cochabamba instead.

While the road is still downhill, it is no longer as steep - meaning I need to access whatever reserves I have left and pedal hard. The road enlarges to a 3 lane motorway, brimming with Friday evening traffic. I cycle aggressively through stationary vehicles, traffic lights and people. The outskirts of town are lit, so at least I no longer have a visibility problem. The first 5-6 hotels are all of the ‘sex motel’ variety. Don’t these people have their own homes to shag in? I reach the centre of the city, but fail to see anything that looks like a hotel. A local chap on a bicycle stops behind me and we chat for 5 minutes. He gives me directions to some of the hotels, telling me which ones are expensive and which ones work out a little cheaper. I thank him profusely and head off. I start to doubt his directions as I head down the odd dark side road, but eventually reach what looks to be the middle of the ‘upper class’ district. There are a few hotels, most look rather expensive - think I will skip on the ‘Diplomat’ - has all the crappy gold and glass features as seen in the Ritz and similar hotels. Avoid such places like the plague - besides being stupidly expensive, one is likely to have to pay for things like WiFi.

A hotel around the corner called the Regina looks a safer bet. Still quite expensive, but by this stage of the evening I was no longer in any mood to quibble. Get checked in, despite my protests a doorman helps lug my gear up three flights of stairs. The elevator is not working and three flights of stairs rather hurt at this altitude. Collapse on be, get up and into the shower. Changed and straight out the front door for something to eat. I go to an Irish pub that I passed on the way to the hotel. Firstly I want to eat something decent for a change and secondly I spotted some absurd talent behind the bar. Unfortunately the food is not very Irish - so it is a chicken curry followed by some Dulche de Leche pancakes. Back to the hotel, spend a few more hours fiddling with lists before dozing off. 

08/12/2012

Wake at 06:00 - why??? Today is going to be a long planning day. I am almost done in Bolivia thankfully and I need to put together my plans for southern Peru at least. Head down for breakfast at 07:00 - fill up on pancakes and syrup. 

Head back up stairs and don’t leave my position for the next 8 hours. Dash out for some lunch (Burger King!), more computer work, then dinner at 21:00. More work on the laptop, bed at 01:00. 

09/12/2012

Spend the morning doing further research. Take breakfast at 07:00 again and head back up stairs for more of the same. Pack my gear and head downstairs to checkout at 10:30. Today I will be cycling towards the out edge of town to stay at a much cheaper hostel. 

The cycle takes just under 45 minutes although I don’t go very far. Have to back track a little, but arrive just in time for the Sunday afternoon BBQ. Spend more time researching the remainder of my Bolivia expedition before having a very large Bife Chorizo. I start chatting to the only other client at the hostel, a Zambian fellow called Brian. We share much in common, and spend the remainder of the day and night chatting away about the way of the world. I don’t get any further work done, which means that I will dedicate tomorrow to finishing off my planning. Then I actually need to go out and bird the areas around Cochabamba that I came here for in the first place! 



10/12/2012

Woke at my usual hour, too early an hour really. There was to be no exertion today though. another day spent doing research and waffling about the world and its state with Bryan. More excellent food for lunch and dinner.

11/12/2012

All my chatting has meant little headway in terms of my planning. Today I bury my head and make good progress on southern Peru. I am already getting itchy feet, I want to get out of Bolivia and into Peru as soon as possible. I had planned to cycle down to Lake Alalay today, but inclement weather moved in just after midday scuppering that plan. Bryan and I struggle with getting the fire lit in the evening cold, the damp logs giving in after much coercion. End up chatting until early the following morning. 

12/12/2012



My lazy bum needed to get out and start looking for some more birds today. After an early breakfast, I jumped onto Chancho and headed for the large lake situated on the outskirts of Cochabamba. It takes about 45 minutes to get to the the lake, where I have to sign in at the local police? They direct me to a different part of the lake instead of where I had ended up. I have a small list of target birds, chief amongst them the Many-colored Rush Tyrant - a bird that has caused me many fruitless hours or searching in Argentina and Brazil. 

Before I have even started to bird, my first target bird makes it’s appearance - some Grey-crested Finches. I find an open stretch of lake and reedbeds that allows me to walk about a little. I add a few birds to my Bolivian list before adding some more lifers in the form of White-tufted Grebe and Andean Duck. I try relentlessly for the Rush Tyrant to no avail. The day is now warming up and I guess I have to accept dipping yet again. I start to head back home, taking one last punt at a concrete viewing platform. This must have been intended as a bird hide of some form, but everything barring the re-enforced concrete has been stolen. It looks a fruitless option, but it does give a large overview of the reed beds. I play the call for a few minutes and become aware of a small bird darting into view and dashing away just as suddenly. I do manage a few snippets, at least with this species of bird, a few snippets is all you need. I got nowhere close to getting any photographs, however, I can hope for some better ones to come in the future. It has always been the case with my ‘bogey birds’ that once I finally catch a glimpse, I am sure to see the bird easily and well many more times.

Satisfied with a good morning, I head back to the hostel just in time for a large lunch. I have been trying to arrange a rental car to go up the mountains, but Cochabamba seems completely ill equipped in providing such a service. Alex (the hostel owner) managed to arrange for a 4x4 from one of his friends and very kindly offers to drive me there himself.  

13/12/2012

Up for breakfast at the usual hour. Say goodbye to Bryan as he heads off for a few days. Alex then gets me up the mountains. Having now travelled up that road, I am glad I never tried it on a bike - the whole 40km's was the shitty cobbled stuff ubiquitous to Bolivia. The birds of Bolivia finally gave in after 2 long hard months of trying to crack this tough nut. I ended up birding for little more than 3 hours - bagging almost every single target species, a quarter of the countries Endemic bird species and many more. Without doubt, one of the best half days of birding I have experienced anywhere. The long list of top birds included Giant Hummingbird, Maquis Canastero, Olive-crowned Crescentchest, D’Orbingy’s Chat-Tyrant, White-capped Dipper, Bolivian Blackbird, Giant Conebill, Bolivian Warbling Finch, Cochabamba Mountain Finch, Rufous-bellied Saltator, Torrent Duck, Grey-hooded Parakeet, Tawny Tit-Spinetail, Streak-fronted Thornbird, Brown-capped Tit-Spinetail, Red-crested Cotinga, Fulvous-headed Brush Finch, Golden-billed Saltator, White-browed Conebill, Blue-backed Conebill, White-browed Chat-Tyrant, Tufted Tit-Tyrant, Straight-billed Earthcreeper, Rock Earthcreeper, Band-tailed Seedeater, Rufous-sided Warbling Finch & White-winged Cinclodes.

After this cracking morning, it was back to the hostel for a late lunch and an afternoon or photo processing. High altitude forests are rarely conducive to photography, so while I had many snaps, there was little of decent quality. I finished off the remainder of my work before another excellent dinner. The rest of the evening was spent arranging and packing my gear for tomorrows bus ride to La Paz.

14/12/2012

Up for an early breakfast before saying my goodbyes and heading back into town. The bus station was a rather complex affair, but I managed to find one of the numerous busses heading to La Paz. My first ticket acquisition proved a little troublesome as the packers refused to even try putting my bike on the bus. Not enough space according to them, so money back in hand, it was off to another company. Here I got lucky, the bus that could take me was only half the price of the original one. The bus required some repacking, but we got there in the end. What I expected to be a 4 hour trip ended up taking 9 hours. Again, rather glad I didn’t have to slog my way out of Cochabamba. The hills were switch back and severe, the traffic heavy and particularly mindless.

Half way along we stopped at an isolated restaurant. Most people lingered at the banos (toilets), ostensibly to use them. However, most of us decided that the open land next to the toilets was a much more hygienic place to relieve ourselves. In my first few weeks, the experience of watching women do what comes naturally to men disturbed me slightly. With time and experience this has become just another day to day event. Arriving in La Paz after dark, I was in no mood to cycle to the hostel I stayed at previously. I picked a hostel very close to the bus terminal that was mentioned with some approval in Lonely Planet. Checked in, showered, but couldn’t be bothered to look for food. Another tube of Jalapeno Pringles would do for tonight. 

15/12/2012

Today was meant to be another rest day and some more research into the finer aspects of my upcoming arrival in Peru. Spent a productive day sorting out my further plans and trying to arrange for some new bicycle parts. I had found a bike shop in the USA that could supply the exact gear I wanted without the ridiculous £180 shipping fee. Now all I needed was a place to send it. I figured that it would work fine if I could find a place in Cuzco to stay at that would allow the postage. I emailed a few places, but by the end of the day had no response. Headed off to the bus station to organise a bus ticket to Copacabana.

Got my gear packed and sorted and headed to the bar for my free beer. The hostel is part of a micro brewery and gave each client a free half pint. My intention was to have my beer, check up on the news and any emails before heading out for dinner. Unfortunately I met a few entertaining fellow travellers and one good beer led to many more. At about 23:00, I go that distinct cold feeling floating down my throat and back. The slightly metallic taste in my mouth certified impending trouble. I abruptly said my goodbyes and heading upstairs. I thought I was in control still, but on lying in my bed realised I had about 20 seconds before I was due to start speaking Swahili. Dashed off to the loos and said a few words to the big white telephone. Having purged myself, it was back to bed - knowing I had to wake early for another bus ride. What I great idea this had been - no proper food in 2 days, a hangover and a bus ride for someone who gets motion sickness at the drop of a hat when perfectly healthy. It occurred to me that the problem was two fold - micro brewery beer could be of dubious alcohol content, but I was also at 3600masl. No more beer for me, at least not for a lengthy period of time.

16/12/2012

Woke to find a rather decent hangover had descended on me. Forged ahead with the loading of Chancho for the short walk to the station. The rather nippy air keeping me somewhat conscious. The usual fart about in trying to find the bus, departing on time has always been an illusion around these parts. Eventually we get led outside the station to a midi-bus - why we had to pay the ‘Terminal Usage’ fee if the bus wasn’t even docked inside is beyond me. The bus is mostly full of tourists, which means there will be plenty of space for my bike. Oddly, these midi-busses have much more space for bikes than the bigger busses do. They posses a lovely ‘boot’ that makes for easy and quick loading. It is only when travelling on busses used by the locals that space becomes a problem due to the fact that they load up dining room suites, television sets, book stands etc. I make my best attempt at dozing, trying to ignore my nauseous feelings.



After two hours we arrive at the ferry to cross Lake Titicaca. The bus gets its own ferry while we get into a small motor boat. The outboards look in a rather terrible way, the life jackets less likely to float that lead bullets. The water looks rather frigid, a dip in there wouldn’t do your health much good for very long. We make it to the other side before the bus’s ferry has even left. Am starting to feel less sorry for myself now and polish off another tube of Jalapeno Pringles - why did they not have these in the UK? 

Another hour on the bus has us pulling into a very picturesque village of Copacabana. I have no sooner loaded Chancho and the rain starts to fall. I take shelter under an old house’s first floor extension. Chat to the local cop for a few minutes before the rain gives me a window of opportunity. Pedal along for a while, but pass my GPS co-ords without finding what I was looking for. A local guided me down to the lake side via a steep, muddy short cut. The Ecolodge Copacabana is the type of lodge I’d like to own - just not at 3850masl. My room is practically at the top of the property, a walk that requires a stop half way to hyperventilate for a few minutes before continuing. Getting my gear and bicycle up the stairs takes a while. 

After a cracking hot shower I head off to the town to see if I can find a few birds. The lake shore is full of waterfowl - and then I see what I have come here for, the Titicaca Grebe. When people talk of flightless birds they typically think of the Ostrich. There are in fact many flightless birds all around the world, the Titicaca Grebe being one of them (others include some or all members of the following - Penguins, Kiwis, Rails, Coots, Grebes, Cassowary, Emu, Rhea and even a Parrot - the Kakapo from New Zealand). it will probably come as no surprise to learn that many extinct species of birds were also flightless - ie: the Dodo to name one. A few more high Andean species added to my Bolivian list before arriving in town for a late spot of lunch. I head back to the hostel feeling much better about myself, the hangover practically dissipated.

Back at the hostel I fiddle about the garden knocking off some decent photos. The light is kind to me for a change and the birds plentiful. I add an unexpected lifer in the form of a Black-throated Flowerpiercer. Spend a few hours sorting out the photos before heading downstairs for a coffee and a check on my emails. The hostel I had hoped to stay at in Cuzco is not open over silly season. I’ll have to look more closely at alternate venues tomorrow. By 20:00 I am peckish again, so walk the pitch black, puddled 2km road back into town. After two months in Bolivia, I have still not gotten used to the early hours that shops and restaurants close. I just about get my order in before closing - the rain starting to fall again as if to remind me how late I was. 

Dinner completed in record time, I marched the few kilometres back to the hostel along the dark and puddled road. Upon arrival at the hostel, the gates were locked - at least I had my room key. I managed to jump the wall before crawling into bed for an early nights sleep. Wake many times during the night with the feeling of suffocation. Not sure what is causing this, but did wake in La Paz after my drunken night to find that I had torn off and dismantled my dog tags. I only found one of them at the time along with the chain and silencers - the other had been stuck and imprinted on my back - something I would only find later today when I had a shower. Anyhow, I had not put my dog tags back on, so it could not be that. Perhaps it is simply the elevated altitude - while I have been much higher, I have never slept or remained at such an elevation before.

17/12/2012

Today was now a bonus day as I had already picked up all the species I wanted. So I prattled about ordering parts for Chancho and booking a few hostels for the weeks ahead. Silly season made things a little tricker than I would have liked, but at least some of the hostels in Cuzco would be open over the relevant time frames. 

Walked to town for lunch and a spot of shopping. I was in need of another jacket, at least a warm one rather than the windbreaker I had been using up until now. I found a decent North Face jacket that cost a little over US$50, something that would have cost considerably more had I bought it in the UK. Bits and bobs sorted I waltzed back to the hotel for some more work and a rest. I planned better this evening and went to town much earlier for dinner in order to return before the gates got locked. Nachos and a pepper steak for dinner, but it had to disappear at speed due to the slowness of the restaurant. I was not going to make it back to the hotel in time, so caught a taxi to arrive within minutes of closing. Quite unbelievable that a hotel some 2km’s from town can shut at 20:00! With little else to do, I decided to call it a night and get some sleep. At least that was the plan - the mother of all thunderstorms had me awake within two hours. The beautiful design of the rooms now became a liability. The bathroom was covered by a clear perspex like roof allowing much natural night in - it also made a hell of a racket when hail and rain struck it. I struggled thereafter, waking regularly with a suffocating feeling and having to hyperventilate in order to get some oxygen.